60 Is the New 40

The person who first coined this saying must have been a guy on Viagra or a woman with$40,000 tits. By that logic, 70 is the new 50. I am here to tell you, that is a load of caca.

I read a blog recently that stated the reason old people have problem with their teeth is that man was not supposed to live too much past 40. I mean this guy was really going way back.

I have two brothers in law that have passed away and two that aren’t in that great a shape. My brother died in his mid-sixties.

So, anyone that makes it to 70 and still has his mental capacities and is not wheel chair bound is one lucky son of a gun. And if his kids are not an embarrassment, then he is doubly lucky.

I would not call such a person fortunate yet because we don’t know how his life will end. Something terrible could leave him out in the street or without a family. He could have a long, agonizing death thrown in for good measure.

If he dies a quick death surrounded by his family in his own home, then he is fortunate in deed.

Now, if someone makes it to 80, he is REALLY lucky. I am so envious of Betty White and Earnest Borgnine still going strong at 90.

Who in the hell want to live forever?

 

MADD MEXX